50 Fun Halloween Jokes

1. Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a boo-last!
2. Why did the mummy call a doctor? He was feeling all wrapped up!
3. Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake!
4. What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plumpkin!
5. Why did the zombie go to school? He wanted to improve his dead-ucation!
6. What is a monster’s favorite play? “Romeo and Ghouliet”!
7. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet!
8. How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
9. Why don’t ghosts like to lie? You can see right through them!
10. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty? Ghoul-aid!
11. What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-boo!
12. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
13. How do you make a witch itch? Take away the W!
14. Why didn’t the skeleton fight the vampire? He didn’t have the guts!
15. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin!
16. Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat? No point in it!
17. How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope!
18. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
19. What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound!
20. What do you call two witches living together? Broommates!
21. Why did the witch give up fortune-telling? She saw there wasn’t any future in it!
22. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle its funny bone!
23. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
24. What’s a vampire’s least favorite room? The living room!
25. What did the skeleton order for dinner? Spare ribs!
26. Why did the werewolf sit next to the fireplace? He wanted to be a hot dog!
27. Why was the ghost so cold at the party? He left his boo-t on!
28. How do you know a vampire has a cold? He starts coffin!
29. Why did the vampire flunk art class? He could only draw blood!
30. What do you call a witch’s beach? A sand-witch!
31. How do you know if a monster has been in your fridge? You’re out of scream cheese!
32. What did the mummy say to the detective? “I’m all wrapped up in this case!”
33. What do you call a witch who goes to the beach? A sand-witch!
34. Why do ghouls and demons get along? Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!
35. Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath!
36. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
37. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pie? Booberry!
38. What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist!
39. What do ghosts eat for supper? Spookghetti!
40. Why did the ghost go to the sale? To get some boo-gains!
41. Why did the zombie buy a boat? He wanted to go on a dead-sea cruise!
42. Why did the headless horseman go to school? To get a-head in life!
43. How did the ghost patch his sheet? With a boo-ster!
44. Why was the mummy so tense? He was all wound up!
45. What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs!
46. How do you greet a vampire? “Witch-ing you a Happy Halloween!”
47. Why did the witch’s team lose the game? Their bats flew away!
48. What kind of streets do zombies like best? Dead-ends!
49. What did the ghost say to the bee? “Boo-bee!”
50. Why was the ghost a good liar? You could never see through him!